King James comes up larger then J. Lo’s backside as Heat go up 3-1


Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got
I’m still, I’m still Boshy from the block
Used to have some, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (the suburbs)

I visualize Heat big 3 member, Chris Bosh singing this and dancing around his mansion with a wig on in celebration of subduing his haters for a few games. C.B. was vital in Miami in winning once again with 22 points on 50 percent shooting, while hitting 10-11 free throws. His late game pump fake, one dribble and shot from the corner was a thing of beauty and kept his team afloat. On a side note he finished with a minuscule 6 boards. How is he always coming softer then Rick Moranis when it comes to rebounding? Anyway, Miami truly has a big 3 but Bosh wasn’t the top performer in this one. That honor goes to the man I refer to as “The King.”

LeBron once again brandished the skills that make him one of the top 5 players in NBA history by scoring a game high 35 along with 6 rebounds, 6 dimes, 3 blocks and 2 steals. When you add that to his stellar defense on MVP Derrick Rose the performance becomes a masterpiece. It’s rare to call a game a masterpiece when shooting 11-26 from the floor and having 5 turnovers but as usual he controlled the entire game as Wade had a dreadful night. “It’s extremely hard,” Rose acknowledged, “when a 6-8 guy can easily defend you.” The MVP of the league is admitting that James is the superior player between the 2. You don’t say???

Speaking of J.Lo, does she ever age? In examining a few of her older music videos and comparing them with her appearance in her new one, she is almost identical. I almost fainted when watching “Jenny from the block!” How in the good lord’s name did Ben Affleck break up with that. The perfection of that rump makes put’s Kim Kardashian to shame. What do you think of Kimmy’s platinum booty taken from a European photo shoot shown below? Kind of strange looking if you ask me, and yes this Ok for this website as it was done for a magazine sold in stores to anyone of any age so don’t get offended. Really Affleck? Jennifer Garner??? Your not the man I thought you were…….

Hold up, was there a Mike Miller sighting tonight??? Yep, there sure was, as the all-white, American born all-star team player had 12 points and 9 boards, surprisingly having the confidence to pull the trigger on a catch and shoot 3 point bomb coming around a screen and another catch and shoot 3 with no hesi a quarter later. He added a nice drive to the rack and clutch mid-range jumper. I’ve been waiting for it all year and perchance it’s happening at the same time as Haslem’s comeback from injury, becoming the 2 role players that were being counted on to support the 3 amigos. 9 boards? Me like that.

I must mention that Mario Chalmers, after embarrassing himself in the previous games this series, was exceptional for a spurt and finished with 9 points on 3-3 shooting and had 4 big time steals. Biggest of all, he had ZERO turnovers which have absolutely been killing him as of late. Good for you Chalmy.

How did Derrick Rose perform? Sort of like Bob Dole without Viagra. It was an all around bad day for the league’s golden boy as he finished 8-27 from the field including 1-9 from long distance. Yuuuuck! Rose was also sloppy with the rock turning the ball over a Russell Westbrook like 7 times. Help came from Chicago’s front line of Carlos Boozer, Luol Deng, and Joakim Noah as all 3 of them had quality performances.

The main problem for Chi was that nobody else on the roster came to play other then maybe Ronnie Brewer who made a couple of nice plays. Wait, I take that back. C.J. Watson came in and started killing it, scoring 6 points in 7 minutes. Hey Tibodeau or Thibedeau, whatever your name is, how about playing Rose and the talented “Mr. Waaaaaatsooon” together for a bit considering the lack of production your receiving out Keith Bogans and Kyle Korver who’s getting benched on the all-white team. Like, I don’t get it. Watson came in on fire and hardly ever saw the court again. Maybe I’m missing something…….or maybe I’m just a visionary….

Mavericks and Heat it is. He’s still, He’s still, Boshy from the block!