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OKC Thunder – ranking mascots: G-Wiz, mascot of the Washington Wizards, (Photo by Ned Dishman/NBAE via Getty Images) /

No. 22: Washington Wizards – G-Wiz

G- Wiz is a mediocre dancer with a pretty offputting design. He has continued to lead the Washington Wizards in their fight for the basketball Iron Throne. But, the real story is the speculation on which muppets are his biological birth parents.

I have my theories, which I’ll keep to myself.

I still enjoy his sense of humor and his girlfriend’s questionable name. I’ll allow you to look it up yourself, rather than ruining the surprise. Or if you prefer an immediate answer – a direct link offers the answer: you can click here to find out.

Props to you G-Wiz keep your beak up or whatever that wilted thing is, perhaps your nose?

Notably, the hat on G-Wiz head is a magician’s hat (which of course makes sense since he is a Wizard!). Therefore it’s not surprising that G-Wiz’ bio stats one of his hobbies as magic.

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