Welcome to Thunderous Thoughts, your weekly look at the OKC Thunder where the main story ranges from hot takes to hot chocolate. It is the holiday season, after all.
If you’re looking for an interesting spin on classic Christmas Carols, you’ve come to the right place. Enjoy.
Twelve Days of Thunder
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve Melo jab steps
Eleven Huestis hustles
Ten Grant a-dunking
Nine Collison charges
Eight Abrines beard rubs
Seven Felton step backs
Six Singler minutes
Five PG threes
Four Roberson cuts
Three Adams oops
Two Westbrook scowls, and
A Thunder team coached by Billy D.
Singler the Man-Bunned Ball Player
You know Alex and Russell
And George and Dre
2Pat and Grant
And Adams and Ray
But do you recall
The most famous Thunder of all?
Singler the man-bunned ball player (ball player)
Had some very stylish hair (like Zack Morris)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it glares (like the sunlight)
All of the other ball players (ball players)
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- 3 OKC Thunder players who can step up in Aleksej Pokusevski’s absence
- Aleksej Pokusevski sidelined approximately 6 weeks with ankle injury
- Damian Lillard does not fit with the OKC Thunder
Used to laugh and call him names (like Jared Leto)
They never let poor Singler (Singler)
Play in any basketball games (like HORSE)
Then one foggy Christmas Day
Donovan came to say (“The ball has to move. We need to keep moving the ball in order to get the shots we need. We can’t play stagnant with the basketball. It has to move to create open looks. You create open looks by constantly moving the basketball. Even if you’re open, you move the basketball to create an even more open look. You move the basketball until you’re so open that you can’t believe you’re that open. And then you move the basketball into the hoop. Just keep moving the basketball.”)
Singler with your bun so tight
Won’t you guard James Harden tonight?
Then all the ball players loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (MVP!)
“Singler the man-bunned ball player (ball player)
You’ll go down in history” (like Jalen Rose)
Russell Westbrook is Coming to Dunk
You better watch out
You better not try
Better not shout
I’m telling you why
Russell Westbrook is coming to dunk.
He’s dribbling the ball
Dribbling it twice
Hope that rim’s secured tight
Russell Westbrook is coming to dunk.
He sees you trying to chase him
He sees you in his way
He dares you to try and block
You’re dead, when’s the wake?
OH! You better watch out
You better not try
Better not shout
I’m telling you why
Russell Westbrook is coming to dunk.
Steven Adams
Bruising up the defense
He only knows one way
O’er the players he goes
Grimacing all the way.
Hair on his face grows
Making players fright
What fun it is to dunk and show
A Kiwi sighting tonight.
Next: Stven Adams is the most interesting man on the Thunder
Steven Adams, Steven Adams
Staching all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
Steven Adams play, hey
Steven Adams, Steven Adams
Staching all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
Steven Adams play.
Merry Christmas to all. And to all, a goodnight.